Hey! Did you hear???
The world is ending.
That’s right Ladies and Gentleman. Don’t panic, but get your life in order, make sure you have all of your stocks and bonds locked safely in the fire proof container. Make sure that you have plenty of canned goods. And M & M’s. I figure money will be pointless. M & M’s will be better than gold. They’ll remind everyone of “simpler” times.
Well, don’t stock up too much. After all, the world has been ending since it almost began.
That Nostradamus was a busy little man. Staring at his water, dunking his quill pen into ink, and putting all of his visions down on paper. From what I’ve read, you can interpret quite a lot. Like the rise and fall of Hitler….or the invention of the paper clip.
Well, I suppose that he was a little more than that. He certainly has provided centuries of entertainment.
I guess with all of my research, I’m a little jaded. End of Days….meh…..okie dokie. I have read up on how many times people have predicted the End of the world. This is not to say that it won’t happen… i just can’t come to terms with it happening now. I mean…look at Y2K. Everyone was convinced that at least something would happen. And it did. Everyone panicked for absolutely nothing. There were a lot of stunning displays of fireworks. Perhaps that is what the “fire in the sky” was. Seems to me that if I were alive and looking into a jar to see the future and saw that I’d be a little impressed to say the least.
Sigh. Told you I was jaded.
I just don’t think that something that will happen to turn everyone but a select few into dirt eating zombies…..I imagine that the supply of brains will be limited and our zombie appetites will have to modify themselves. I’m choosing dirt. There’s a lot of that. Although, now that I think about it, it will probably be all jacked up on radiation.
Plus, I feel kind of guilty thinking that the world will end soon. I feel slightly presumptuous and rude frankly. Just because I am here, that means that the event that everyone’s been talking about for centuries is going to creep up like my shorts at the gym and then pounce on us like a mighty lion? I just can’t seem to wrap my head around it.
Well, let’s just say….knock on wood….fingers crossed….deep cleansing breaths….ok ok…let’s not go there. Let me just say that plenty of people have been wrong. Including Saints and common everyday people.
I’m a bit ticked off too. Everyone who’s faith is strong enough to find hope in a piece of bread which they think resembles the Virgin Mary should NOT have to worry about the Four Horsemen riding up behind them.
Oh well…I think I’ll go and get some M & M’s. I’ve made myself hungry. And I don’t like dirt….yet.
